She just smiled, rolled over, and went back to sleep.
I was on my 4th cup at 4am feeling responsible for breaking my daughter’s water 40 minutes ago via text message and thinking strange things like if all these 4’s mean anything other than I’m gonna be a grampa today!
The only ones up at this hour are narcoleptic fathers and severely pregnant daughters.
Nearly 5am now and she’s on her way to the hospital and I’m walking circles in the carpet at Mom’s house where I stayed last night. Writing this, I’m seated in the very chair at the very table where only 36 weeks ago, she and her husband broke the news to us that we were all gonna have a new baby in the spring!
Transcript as follows:
313am: Goooooooood Morning Daddy!
–Ha, you saw I was posting on Facebook, lol.
I did, lol. The baby is doing some work in here.
–Bummer, she’s gonna have my sleep gene.
I think I’m having mild contractions, they woke me up.
–When is Alan back? (My son-in-law is away on business in Florida.)
–Better hurry his ass back here!
At this point, I asked her to be my date at our non-profit’s big fundraiser on Saturday and she replied “If I’m not having a baby, I will!”
–That makes me soooo happy, honey!
335am: Hey, so this really hurts, whatever is happening right now.
–Hmm…Think this could be the real thing?
–OMG. Call your mom right now. If your water breaks….well you already know what to do if your water breaks….right?…..Right?….Hello?
(Literally, a very very long and pregnant pause ensued while I stared at the chat waiting for another bubble with the three dots that would tell me she’s okay.)
Dad, it just broke, she’s up, and they just woke up Alan to fly home now.
–No shit? Are you serious?
She’s on her way to the hospital right now and I’ve sent 430am OMG texts to every stranger in my phone. I woke my mother. She smiled, told me to sit down, shut up and relax, and then went back to sleep. I seriously thought I might turn off her oxygen so she wakes up to share this moment with me.
5th cup. Overdosed on caffeine. Thinking about how I’m gonna be a grandpa today, and thinking about how my first granddaughter, Makenna Jacquelynn Berry, will come into this world and I will get to hold her and give her the first of a lifetime of kisses.
So I sat on the couch in the dark alone, percolating. I got up and peed four cups into the toilet while looking at myself in the mirror and I realized my life will change today, and in my head, I’m planning a birthday party. I sat down to write some more.
For experienced great-grandmothers, they must think this baby thing is just no big deal. For inexperienced grampas to be, this is hell. Nobody is texting back because they probably hate me for messaging at zero dark thirty. My closest friend is this keyboard where I’m obviously trying to get hold of myself and every racing thought in preparation for the coming hours. Aaaand, Mom’s sleeping. And again, I’m thinking seriously about the oxygen.
559am, standing next to the oxygen. “What are you doing?” “Nothing, just making another loop in the carpet waiting for your 78 year old ass to get up before I do something I shouldn’t.”
We spent the next half hour reminiscing about all her labors and deliveries with the three of us and laughed about how after all the hurt and pain, women still want another one. A concept I will never understand but I did thank her for making the decision about 57 years ago.
Dilated to a 5 and moving fast, I got my orders. I arrived at 7 centimeters o’clock.
More blur. Anxiety. Then more blur.
They called me back to see her after the epidural.
My little girl was about to give me another little girl 27 years later.
For as much as I have lived for and died to, I will never understand this thing called the Cycle of Life. Seeing her lying there, calm and beautiful, preparing herself to produce my first grandchild, felt like I was walking into a birthday party I never had. All the people I love most were gathered there in anticipation of the moment that inevitably arrived at 9:36am.
10 fingers, 10 toes and as planned, zero penises, Makenna Jacquelynn Berry entered the world of my dreams for as many unknown years as I had left. And something about that moment shocked my existential being to the core. If I had been called home that very minute, it would have been okay. The blur ceased, and the first tick of the clock began another lifetime.
It was awhile later when I was invited to meet her in person. The passing of her 5lb 13oz 19” little body into my cupped grampa arms rivaled every preceding moment of my life for first position as I looked down at my birthday gift as if they’d made her just for me.
It was then that I remembered the poem I’d written for her months ago:
Your mommy’s face, your daddy’s chin,
Your grandma’s smile and winning grin.
Your auntie’s humor, so very funny
Will find their place in you, my honey.
Smarts a given, kindness too,
Good looks, talents, all wait for you.
You’ll have it all, my first of many,
Adorning darling sweet Makenna.
If one thing I could give to you
A heritance with which to view
Your world ahead for many years
Wisely, safely, vision clear.
I hope you get my eyes, sweet girl,
To watch your little life unfurl,
And keep you safe when I’m not there
To see you through each day and year.
To shield you from all things that hurt
Protect from harm and help avert
Your precious life from things unseen
And close them tight for lovely dreams.
To flood your world with brilliant light
Prudence to know when to take flight.
Blindness to encroaching hate
And keen to know our God is great.
And if by chance my eyes aren’t yours
When I’m long gone to heaven’s doors
Of this be certain and of this sing,
We’re watching over everything.
And at that very moment, she opened her eyes and stared up at me, and every grandfather whoever lived, cried.