A better liar.

While filling my tank at the gas station, she came seeking change for hers, claiming it was on empty just down the street. I pulled out a $50 bill and said I’d fill her tank and even buy her a hot breakfast with the change but I just got off shift and need to call my partner who works this beat and has the gas can. She refused my offer and walked away. Turns out we were both wrong. She wasn’t really out of gas and I’m not really a cop, just a better liar.